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I hate when cute things make me cry. Eff em el. So cute.
One of the women near the beginning was the secretary of my elementary school. It’s weird knowing someone in a viral video…
Dick sucker? Cock holster? Why do male genitals get to have all the fun when it comes to imperative oral put-downs? I say such asshats and their mouths henceforth shall be referred to as ‘clit nibblers’.
Try it today! Exasperated by the likes of George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, NC? Then groan, “Oh, nibble my clit already!” How about: “What’s that you said, clit nibbler?”, “Shut your clit nibbler already”, or “Are you still talking, George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, NC? Shouldn’t you be, oh I don’t know—nibbling my clit?!” And Sandra Fluke’s personal favorite: “Neck cramp, you say? Is it from nibbling my clit all night, or is your neck just tired of holding up so much stupid?”
And if anyone just seems confused, simply clarify: “It’s just that I don’t have a dick for you to suck.”
So nibble our collective clits, George Tierny Jr. of Greenville, NC. Nibble ‘em hard.
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The magnificent Swedish Harry Potter covers.
These are fantastic!
Ohhhhh so pretty
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Uhm did I just find a classical cover of katy perry’s E.T. say what??
this is the most popular post of my existence what is life
I really like this, it sounds like some sort of bbc drama theme tune.
H…how is this so beautiful
I really dislike the original, but this is just amazing.
Yes. Classical music is my… weakness. Jesus heaven almighty I’m weaker at the knees than I’d be if I got hit with a jelly jinx curse.
wowoweewow.
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I survived walking by the shoe rack at Target.
I survived baking.
I survived closing a pocket knife
I survived burning the back of my wrist on a pancake griddle.
(Also, if chips out of teeth count as ‘scars’, then I would like to add that I survived my shower.)
I survived a rock lurking in the creek
I survived cutting a mango.
I survived tripping over nothing and falling on my face.
I survived cutting myself shaving. Like 4 times.
I survived toy poodle
i survived a picture frame falling on the bridge of my nose
i survived cosplay
I survived my dog jumping on me.
I survived shaving, chicken pox, and a laundry basket.
i survived meningitis and an infected lymph node
I survived accidentally stabbing my hand with a pencil.
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| James: | Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah?? |
| Sirius: | Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal. |
| James: | Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro |
Welcome to: If Male Superhero Costumes were Designed Like Female Superhero Costumes!
Aaaaa I dunno. I got tired of guys having no idea why girls find female superhero’s costumes kinda sexist, so I, um, made this?
My main goals were: 1) Make it so the first thing you think of when you look at them is sex, whether you want to or not. 2) make it so that any male human who looks at this feels really uncomfortable. 3) make it funny, because, well, it’s kinda hilarious really.
Not trying to start a war here, just wanted to poke a bit of fun.
So, here you go menfolk, welcome to being a girl who likes comics.